iPhone Users Have More Sex

Folks with pagers are practically virgins.

Sex doesn't come easily to geeks, especially those who use Blackberries and Android smart phones. No, according to a new study you have to have an iPhone if you want to get laid more often.

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In an extensive and highly-scientific study by dating site OKCupid, iPhone users are revealed to be far and away the most sexually-satisfied smartphone users on the block.

A poll of nearly 10,000 phone users aged 30 found that female iPhone owners had an average of 12.3 sex partners, while males had 10. Blackberry users of both sex averaged about 8 partners, while the lowly Android users had taken just 6 partners to bed.

Could it really be that followers of Apple get more action? Maybe it has to do with the fact that everything the company makes costs 10 times everything else, and therefore means you probably have more money. Or maybe there's the whole forbidden fruit idea. You know, the apple is only sexy because you're not supposed to eat it.

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On the other side, maybe 'Droid users are just too busy actually working to have multiple sexual partners.

Either way, as OKCupid puts it, the sex results finally offer "statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting f***ed by Apple."

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