Nightingale Poop Keeps the Dew on Tom Cruise
In case you happened to avoid any form of public mingling or news updates yesterday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce. If you don't care, or expected that Katie's "Contract" would be up in 5 years anyway, you might be more interested in how Cruise, who turns 50 on Tuesday, manages to stay so dang young looking. Is it Scientology? Not unless they subsidize bird poop facials.