Amy Winehouse - We Was Robbed!

So many drinks, so little time!

Bloody burgled.

One month into her never-ending St. Lucia vacay, Amy's whining about her house. It seems while she was knocking back cold ones, harassing sea life, and propositioning other resort guests, Amy's Camden flat was burgled. Yes burgled - as in, all her precious things stolen!

Buglers busted in and made off with her flatscreen TV, five irreplaceable guitars, and her collection of rare spoons. Good thing she keeps her crack collection strapped to the inside of her thigh. That shiz wouldn't have lasted two seconds in a heist such as this.

Hi -Ya!

But bowlegged Winehouse isn't taking all this thievery lying down. She's prepared to fight!

In exclusive pics only we nabbed, we spotted the star engaged in some serious ninja training. In hopes of tracking down those "bloody pervs who made off with all my freakin' stuff, yeah," she's planning a battle to the death, Karate Kid style.

Pow!

Just check out that back bend! What flexibility! Betta watch yo-self. Amy'll cut you up!

The wig is off. Now it's personal.