This will go down on your permanent record, Guy. You too, Raffaello.

The Ex-Files

Anne Hathaway's ex, Raffaello Follieri, must be a real idiot. Who dupes the Pope? Going to jail is the least of his worries. What will Saint Peter say when he greets Follieri at The Pearly Gates? "May I check your pockets, Raffaello?"

Follieri can contemplate that as he serves his time here on earth--four and a half years to be exact. As you may remember, the Italian businessman was arrested back in June for conspiracy and money laundering. His future now includes laundering of a different variety: washing those prison uniforms.

Speaking of exes, Madonna's soon-to-be ex, Guy Ritchie is rumored to have found a new woman. Kelly Reilly, who's starring in his upcoming film Sherlock Holmes, has been spotted on Guy's arm sparking romance rumors. The 31-year-old Brit is a beauty, but she's no Madonna.