Bear Grylls Names Baby Huckleberry

Bear Grylls really knows how to party.

This dude really loves him some cartoon dogs.

What in the fresh hell is wrong with Bear Grylls? Well, the list is long and meaningful:

1. He parachuted out of a plane, broke his back, rehabbed for 18 months, then climbed Mt. Everest. Before he was 24.

2. He bites the heads off snakes (see video evidence) and pees on towels, then wraps them around his head to stay cool.

3. He is named Bear.

4. He named one of his kids Marmaduke.

5. He just named his new son Huckleberry.

We'll give you a minute to digest the last two.

Bear, star of the Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild, welcomed his third child, a son he named Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls, on Thursday.

Reports are unclear as to why Bear has gone with the cartoon dog naming scheme, rather than naming his kids something tougher (like Wolf or Puma), but I'm sure he has his reasons. A man who subjects himself to the bites of fire ants and chooses to be in situations where he has to gut and skin a camel to keep warm is sure to have many reasons.