Beyonce Admits She is Filthy

She may look clean, but under that dress is pure filth.

Now where did I put that cheeseburger?

Staying kempt in the spotlight can be exhausting. You have to like, make sure everything is ironed and de-cat haired, and that the mustard on your lip is all licked off before you get close to someone. It really can run a sane person into the ground. Just ask Beyonce - at home, she's a slob.

At least that's what Madam Knowles admitted about herself in an interview with Ebony magazine. "I'm a little messy," she said. At home, "I don't have any shoes on. No makeup. My shoes are left at the door. My purse is in the kitchen. I'm relaxed!"

So basically Beyonce is a regular person and just ruined our fantasies of her being an indestructible goddess of perfection. Great. Now that we know Beyonce eats cheese off the floor just like the rest of us, how can we ever take Sasha Fierce seriously again?

Luckily for her, Jay-Z keeps things so fresh and so clean, clean. "I think that is the most difficult thing for him," she said. "He's very, very organized."

Dirty divas and clean-freak rappers? The world just doesn't make sense anymore.