Blair and Chuck Get It On: Christmas Wishes

Santa Baby, just slip these plot twists under the tree.

We've made a Christmas wish list for our favorite characters. Here's what we're plotting for a few good (and not so good) girls and boys.

Blair and Chuck get together. Not as a traditional couple (after all, he's Chuck and she's Blair), but as a dynamic duo of another sort. We'd like to see them team up to take on the current economic disaster. They could whip Ben Bernanke into shape and fool around on the floor of the Federal Reserve in the process.

After being thoroughly cuckolded by Angela, Andy seeks comfort in the arms of her great party-planning rival, Phyllis. The two make sweet music, figuratively, and then decide they should do it literally. They embark on an A cappella tour of greater Scranton.

The production budget of The Hills is slashed dramatically, forcing the cast to re-locate and MTV to re-name the show. Carson, which sees Heidi and Spencer working at IKEA, and Lauren vacuuming interiors at Tommy's Car Wash, premieres to dismal ratings.

Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise settle the great "glib" dispute and decide to become conflict-resolution experts. Their first client: Jim Carrey.