Brad Pitt Needs a New Motorcycle
Hog-hunting with Tyler Durden.
Anyone have a motorcycle for sale? We have a friend who's looking for a good bike, one that's preferably fast enough to outrun paparazzi. Okay, so Brad Pitt's not really our friend. We're just trying to help a brother out.
Mr. Pitt had a little accident last week when he banged into a car in front of him, dropping his motorcycle. His favorite ride was then carted away on a stretcher, leaving Pitt broken-hearted and bikeless.
"I had a little mishap," he said to a crowd of reporters in Tokyo on Wednesday. "No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story.
"It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad," he said. "I will definitely be looking at motorcycles."
So if you've got a hog that could use some TLC from a major Hollywood star, hit us up and we'll be sure to pass along the message.
