Britney Spears' Dancers Get a Drug Test

Just say no to dancer druggies.

As we ALL know, Britney Spears is rampin’ up the comeback. The mega pop superstar is set to sing and dance her way through most of 2009.

And what's more important than stockin' the tour bus with cheese grits and Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Drug testing those darn dancers.

Yes, peeing in a cup is suddenly so very important.  Papa Spears has learned from past mistakes (by this, we mean Kevin Ferderline, not his public display of wife-beater man-boobs in the Britney doc) and is advising the pop queen to get rid of any bad influences.

Seriously? Britney, you’re 27 with two children. Just say no!!