Britney Spears Gets Restraining Orders Against Her Exes

Stay 500 feet away, y'all.

Goodbye to you, shlubs.

BritBrit is flexed her legal muscles on Friday (or her conservator/Daddy did), by obtaining not one, not two, but three restraining orders against the men who were involved in her spiral into head-shaving madness.

In documents released late-Friday, it was revealed that temporary restraining orders were issued against her former manager, Sam Lufti, former boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, and former lawyer, Jon Jay Eardly. That's a whole lot of "formers," lady. Why the extreme measures? The documents state:

"On the first anniversary of the establishment of the conservatorship, the co-conservators are informed and believe that these three figures are working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship, with an utter disregard for Ms. Spears' health and well being."

Apparently all three men have been trying to contact Britney since her Daddy assumed control of her life - something he was not ok with. The papers charge that Lufti, in particular, has been texting Spears and trying to pass messages to her through her hairdresser.

And what about her ex-flame, sleazy paparazzi, Adnan? Dad says that Brit continues to tell him about where she'll be when traveling, "and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit."

On one hand, this may be a case of a father who's trying to protect his daughter by clearly skeevy men who are circling her like vultures. But on the other, doesn't it seem like we'll see some sort of insane movie (ala Mommy Dearest), where we find out that Brit was fine this whole time and her dad is some sort of freakishly controlling tyrant? Only time will tell, and the entire thing will be brought to court on February 23 for a hearing with the three accused bad influences.