'Celebrity Rehab' Season Five Cast Revealed
Sadly, Michael Lohan isn't going away any time soon
Dr. Drew is at it again, continuing his quest to help fallen "celebrities" as they battle addiction. His fifth season of Celebrity Rehab features several has-been stars that have long since left the public eye and one that we wish would: Michael Lohan.
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Since he's compelled to announce his every move to the public, it comes as no surprise that he's "checking in" -- what better way to extend his 15 minutes of fame? For what it's worth, he says that he's joined up so that he can get a handle on his anger issues. (Remember that one of his jail stints resulted from having clocked his then brother in law during a First Communion party for his son, Cody. Real class act this one.)
Lohan was also slated to get in the ring on Celebrity Boxing, but has put his match on hold after having three cancerous polyps removed from his colon. Michael says he could kick DJ Jeremy Loper's butt despite his surgery, but Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman's lawyer won't allow it. Bummer. It'd be kind of cool to see him get K.O.'d.
Also appearing on season five of Celebrity Rehab are:
Amy Fisher- Known for shooting her lover's wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head, spending time in jail, becoming a writer, and then getting gigs as a porn star. Shocking that she needs rehab.
Bai Ling- The actress best known for starring in Lost and The Crow and her wacky wardrobe choices.
Jeremy Jackson- Known for his role as Hobie Buchannon on Baywatch. Jackson has been battling drug addiction since his days on the beach with The Hoff.
Sean Young- Best known for her role in Blade Runner and having shown up to The Tonight Show dressed as Cat Woman in an attempt to get the part. (She didn't.) She was also the first eliminated contestant on 2010's Skating with the Stars.
Steven Adler- Guns 'n Roses member who was fired from the band in 1990 due to his heroin addiction. Adler already had a stint on Celebrity Rehab in 2008, but needs more help.
Dwight Gooden- Former pitcher for the Yankees and the Mets. Gooden has been arrested several times due to drug and alcohol crimes.
Jessica "Sugar" Kiper- Mainly known for her two seasons on Survivor, the curly-headed blonde "pinup model" has also had several small roles in television shows and films.
Does this cast have you excited enough to tune into Celebrity Rehab when the fifth season premieres on June 26? Or is it enough to drive you to drink?