Chelsea Handler Talks About Newest Book

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Chelsea Handler's doing the interview thing for her newest book release, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, which we will be reviewing soon. Like always, the hilarious comic gave us plenty to think about when she talked about her dad, masturbation, and success with PopEater.

On Her Book's Potential Success

"Yeah, I'll probably be disappointed," Chelsea told PopEater. "I've got some serious competition out there now. Karl Rove."

On Her Dad Threatening to Sue Her

"I was on the Today show and I said he's dating his 20-year-old Jamaican cleaning lady and he said, ‘Please don't say that. I don't want people to think I'm off the market.' And I'm like, nobody wants you on the market, because you're so gross and you look like a bowling ball. Then he said that he could sue me and I said no, because you'd have to borrow the money off me to sue me, so no."

On Her Masturbation Stories

"I talk about masturbation in my stand-up routine," she explained. "I'm not embarrassed by anything I say. It's all pretty ridiculous."

On Her Life

"I attract nonsense in my life," she said. "You should see the group of people I'm sitting in a car with now. I think I'm just a little bit off, so I like to have people around me who are just a little bit off-er, so I look a little more normal."

On Her New Projects

"One of them is called Pretty Wild, and it's a pretty embarrassing show," she said. "It makes the Kardashians look pretty classy."

Will you read Chelsea Handler's new book?

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