Couple Spends Wedding Night in Jail After Attack on Ex

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How much do you hate your ex?

How much do you hate your new husband's ex? I think the story of Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene might take the cake, because this blushing bride got happy with the gas peddle in the parking lot... and tried to run down her husband's ex-girlfriend.

Marissa's bad behavior was apparently urged on by a half-bottle of champagne-- that's it. As Lemondrop pondered, "Is there some kind of fortified sparkling wine out there that we don't know about, and if so, could somebody please tell us?"

Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene got hauled off to jail after she saw her husband's ex in the parking lot and subsequently tried to run her over. Oh yeah, and it wasn't just the ex she was after, but the ex's son as well.

Marissa allegedly warmed up the engine while swearing and yelling "sexually charged" things out of the window of her car. The ex in question had just gotten off work in a small town in Cape Cod, and was not actually a guest at the wedding. Darn you, Cape Cod, and your small towns!

The Cape Cod Times reports:

"The woman said she and her son were walking away when she heard the car engine roar and saw the car heading directly towards them, causing them to jump out of the way. She said Putignano-Keene then backed the car up, turned and in the process crashed into a fence behind Alberto's Ristorante, which backs onto the parking lot."

Putignano-Keene and her new husband were taken into protective custody and put in separate cells. Um, at least it's a story for the kids?