Debbie Rowe Being Sued By Photographer

Debbie Rowe: Are you ready to have your ass kicked?

Michael Jackson's ex allegedly put photographer out of work.

Oh, Debbie Rowe: the subdued, low-profile, near-phantom ex-wife of Michael Jackson and the mother of his two elder children. Turns out Debbie Rowe may not be such a shrinking violet after all, based on what a photographer is claiming she did to him.

Apparently after Michael Jackson's death, photographer Ed Frommer approached Debbie Rowe outside of a Chinese restaurant in Lancaster, California. Frommer says Rowe wigged out, asking him, "Are you ready to have your butt kicked?"

Frommer also alleges that Debbie Rowe lied to police, stating that the photographer scratched her face, pulled her arm and hit her in the back. Frommer says he can't find work anymore because no one will hire a violent photographer.

So, you know what he wants: money. Frommer's after $7,500 in damages from Debbie Rowe. He should a judge the video of the altercation between the two of them, and he said, "You can see from the video, I didn't touch her face." He added that "anything that happened was not intentional."

Their hearing is scheduled for January. But know what's weirder than a photographer following Michael Jackson's almost-invisible ex-wife? A live Michael Jackson seance on British television...

Or, Gerard Butler holding his Blanket off the balcony. Those hotties can be so silly sometimes.