Donald Trump Extends $5 Million Offer to Obama Due to Hurricane Sandy, Remains a Massive Tool
You Know, Because The President's Kind of Busy Today...
Donald Trump would like America to know he's not an unreasonable man. In light of Hurricane Sandy - which has already caused upwards of 40 deaths and millions and millions of dollars in damages - he's adding an extension to his offer to President Obama. You'll recall, of course, that last week The Donald appalled the world with his ultra crass offer to the head of the free world: Show me your college and passport records and I'll donate $5 million to the charity of your choice.
Trump didn't go into detail about why he believes the documents would be crucial, but it's widely suspected it has to with the "Birther" conspiracy theory he's been pushing since 2011, that Barack Obama was not really born in this country.
Although Trump initially gave the President until Oct. 31 to respond, he's since added an extra 24 hours, tweeting, "Because of the hurricane, I am extending my 5 million dollar offer for President Obama's favorite charity until 12:00 p.m. on Thursday." How magnanimous.
Response to his offer has been swift and merciless. Among some of our favorite replies from the Twitterverse:
"He's kinda busy right now you stupid idiot!!!"
"You should be more concerned about helping the hundreds of people stranded in your buildings than extorting the president."
"If you actually cared about America and Americans instead of yourself/ego you would GIVE THE MONEY TO DISASTER RELIEF."
One thing's for sure; no matter who you're voting for on Tuesday, one things is certain: Donald Trump will always be a jackass.