Fergie's Wedding Bloat Woes
She'll be laced with lacey.
Fergie and her lovely lady lumps are getting married. After four long years of dating, Josh Duhamel and Fergie have finally set the date to wed. BTW, it's tomorrow. Wait, you didn't get your save the date - us either!
And the Glamorous One seems not to love the new curves she grew while shooting the movie Nine - remember how she yammered on and on about loving her curvaceous body? All lies. Complete lies!
She be up in the gym workin' on her fitness. People mag reports that the star singer is doing everything she can to drop the extra 13 pounds before her walk down the isle. Gotta fit into that Dolce cause, as we learned from Bride Wars, you don't alter the dress - you alter yourself...
Dresses aside, wanna know who's invited to the 1.5 mil soirée? Word on the street is that Mario Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Kate Hudson, Penélope Cruz, Daniel Day-Lewis, Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and Black Eyed Pead Will.i.Am will all be in attendance.
Save us some Jordan almonds!
