Find Love (and Brains) on the Internet
Interests: groaning, feeding, designer sunglasses...
A hot new dating site was recently brought to our attention, and by brought to our attention I mean while we were surfing the Internet between lulls in the Chris Brown/OctoMom/Michelle Obama rampage that celeb news has been on lately. What's the latest site promising to hook you up with the love of your life? Where can you meet someone who's into you for more than just looks, who loves you for your big, juicy brain?
ZombieHarmony, of course!
At ZombieHarmony, you can meet other rotting, stinking corpses who are on the hunt for fresh brains and need someone to share a good moan with. Confused? Well, people love zombies, and also humor, and have combined those two things to make the funniest site we've seen in a long time.
The site includes funny tributes to your standard dating site, like search filters (that say things like "I am a slow-moving zombie") and profiles with really gory profile pics. Searching for your zombie love has never been easier and more safe!
My personal favorite section is the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.
Actually, that last bit could apply to any of my dates between 2003-2007.
