Gwyneth Paltrow Is Coming Out With a Cookbook

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And by "cookbook" she really means tips on how to avoid eating.

Today is Thursday which means one thing: GOOP newsletter day! Faboo! And what were some of this week's gems? Parenting tips from random women Gwynnie knows.

They're not famous. That would have been kinda cool (Madonna says, "make them run on a treadmill when they misbehave!"). No, instead she got someone named Camila Batmanghelidjh (why didn't she just lose the "ghelidjh" and go by Batman?) to weigh in on how to love and nurture your offspring. And that was only this week. Who knows what else Gwyn Gwyn can come up with?

Speaking of which, the GOOP goddess is releasing a cookbook called My Father's Daughter. Shocker, it's based on her relationship with her father. Who I assume ate. Unlike her.

What kind of dishes will the macrobiotic one present? I'm guessing carb free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free delicacies.

Yummers. I love entire meals that consist of nothing but air.