Hayden Panettiere Dating Her Dad?

My nona has that top too!

This kind of rumor breaks my brain...

I love What Would Tyler Durden Do? more than I can even describe in words. To be able to describe it, I'd need at least four hours of time at our local karaoke club in which to run through my catalog of Journey and Boston love songs. But the site is reporting a rumor that makes me want to evacuate the entire contents of my stomach.

What's got me feeling queasy? The site is reporting that Hayden Panettiere, the petite starlet of Heroes, has been spotted getting cozy with her co-star, Jack Coleman. So, you say? She dated Milo Ventimiglia, a notorious old man, and was linked to Gerard Butler (who is also old), but this is beyond the pale. Jack Coleman, you see, plays her DAD on the show because HE IS 51 YEARS OLD.

I could speculate as to why Hayden is into the geriatric set. Perhaps there is something comforting about being caressed by papery skin. Maybe the smell of Old Spice and BenGay reminds her of a simpler, less chaotic time in her life when Grandpa would make her oatmeal and tell her tales of the Depression.

Or maybe she's just a freak.