Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Write a Book
Didn't know they could write, did you?
OK fine, we do have to give Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a little bit of credit. I mean, they are relative nobodies who have shot to fame for doing nothing. That must take a little bit of skill, right? Well, now Heidi and Spencer want to teach you how to be famous!
We kind of thought a book is the last thing they would do. Partly because we can't see them actually knowing how to write, and partly because sitting down to write would mean they have to stay away from the cameras for a little bit.
But the more we think about it, the more we realized Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt probably really do have a lot to teach us. And that's their goal in their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture. So, you know, if you too want to be famous for nothing, you might want to check this book out.
Spencer describes the book by saying, "It's a ‘How To' guide, something that Heidi and I specialize in. We've been working on this book for the last two years, you know, all of our strategies and things that we have learned through the ropes of - let's say - pop culture."
The book has chapters like "Pretty on the Outside" and "The Paps Are Your Friends." And yes, Heidi and Spencer are giving away ALL their secrets. Take Heidi Montag's advice, for example, "A crying woman trumps all things ... let's pretend for one second you MIGHT be wrong in an argument one day. Just go to the waterworks and all is forgiven, isn't it?... Even the most hardened villainess can break people down with puppy-dog eyes and a few tears." Wow, way to teach women how to get ahead, Heidi.
Of course, we're pretty sure Hedi and Spencer's book is just one more way for them to get famous. They obviously had the help of a little television show called The Hills and have been riding that wave ever since. We're curious to see if people will actually buy this book.
