Heidi Montag's Miss Universe Performance

We don't like her "Body Language"

We're still a bit confused as to why Heidi was asked to perform at the Miss Universe pageant last night. But we're guessing Spencer Pratt somehow weasled her in. Heidi actually did better than we expected her to, but that's not saying it was a fine performance at all. That just means she didn't fall on her butt during it.

Our favorite part of the performance was Heidi's microphone... totally unnecessary since she lip synched the entire song. She "sang" her new single "Body Language" and did a stripper-like dance.

Heidi came out on the stage in nude colored track pants with a black jacket. But of course, her jacket didn't stay on long as some of her backup dancers helped pull it off of her. Hmm, just like Britney Spears' dancers did for her in her 2000 performance at the VMAs. Kind of ironic after Heidi's comments earlier in the week about hoping to be the next Britney.

Underneath Heidi's jacket was a nude colored sparkly bra that matched her pants. She danced and jumped around the stage to her song that is really nothing original.

We find it hard to believe that Donald Trump and the other Miss Universe organizers really couldn't find anyone better to perform, but maybe Spencer paid them? Heidi Montags self-titled album is due out in September. Do you think anyone will be buying it?