Heidi Montag's Mom Charges $5,000 for Appearances

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Give the lady a job.

Want to hear Heidi Montag's mother speak? Invite her to conduct a speaking engagement and she'll charge you $5,000. But after putting up with Heidi Montag for so many years, I almost think the poor lady deserves it. Though I wouldn't necessarily take her parenting advice.

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You might not know who Darlene Egelhoff is by name. But you'll certainly know her as Heidi Montag's mother. And you might even want to hear her speak. I'm certainly curious to hear what she has to say about her messed up relationship with Heidi and Spencer. 

Heidi's mom recently detailed her requirements for speaking engagements on her blog. She charges $5,000 per engagement, plus travel and hotel, wherever the engagement happens to be. However, if you are a church group, she'll talk to you for free! According to RadarOnline.com, other speakers who charge $5,000 include Omarosa, Kim Zolciak, and the Jersey Shore's Angelina.

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Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like Darlene will be focusing on her relationship with Heidi Montag. Her course titles are called, "Perfect You!," "Rocky Mountain High," "Cutting the Chord" (though I think she means "Cord"), and "Sunshine in Your Heart."

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It all sounds a bit makeshift and like Darlene threw these topics out there to get some speaking engagements and money. But then again, I don't really blame her. As we all know, Darlene Egelhoff and her family are going having lots of financial trouble right now. And I'm sure her horrible relationship with daughter Heidi isn't helping her outlook.

Would you pay the big bucks to listen to Heidi Montag's mom speak?