'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' First Look [VIDEO]
Watch 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Reality Series Sneak Peek
Brace yourselves, because here comes "Honey Boo Boo Child," with her own reality show.
Watch this first look at Here Comes Honey Boo Boo for a peek inside her family life.
I dare you not to cringe.
Read: 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Star Honey Boo Boo Child Gets Own Reality Show
For the uninitiated (count yourself lucky if you don't know about this kid), "honey boo boo child" was the catchphrase of one of the little divas featured on Toddlers & Tiaras.
Alanah Thompson, also known for her consumption of "go go juice" (Mountain Dew and Red Bull) on the pageant series, had such a huge personality, she managed to spin her way into her own reality series.
And it looks like a doozy.
Thompson and her family are seen in this sneak peek video, as Honey Boo Boo and her mom tag along for her 17-year-old sister Anna's ultrasound appointment.
Thompson gets an ultrasound as well, asking the technician, "Where's the chicken nuggets."
If that doesn't make you smack yourself in the forehead, perhaps her mom's explanation of why Alanah calls a woman's vagina a "biscuit" will get the job done.
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We see all this in just a minute and a half clip -- I weep for those who actually tune in to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres August 8 on TLC at 10 p.m. ET.
