How to Shake a Creepy Guy

Kevin Dillon is awesome, but if Drama approached you in a club? Um, yeeaaah.

Getting rid of a creepy dude takes manners. And sometimes pepper spray.

When you're out on the town and a guy saunters up with his cop mustache or cologne cloud or silk-screened button-down shirt, it's hard to be cool. But be cool you must, because dating karma says so.

Here's how to shake him politely:

WHAT TO SAY: "I'm waiting for my fiance."
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: "go home and practice tucking in your shirt, Drakar boy."

WHAT TO SAY: "Thanks, but I'm set" while holding up your drink.
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: let him buy a drink and then leave...because he will follow.

WHAT TO SAY: say "Excuse me, I have to visit the ladies room" and leave.
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: "I just cut my foot and my shoe is filling up with blood" and leave.

Be nice and maybe next time, Vinny Chase will saunter over!