Hugh Hefner Selling Mansion Next to Mansion

It's Crazy Hef's bunnie blowout! Everything must go!

But where will the twins go?

When we say everyone is being affected by These Economic Times, we mean EVERYONE. Hugh Hefner, the octogenarian founder of the world's most famous nudie mag, is selling his Holmby Hills castle, the one right next to the infamous Playboy mansion.

The mansion has housed Hefner's estranged wife and two of his teenage sons since the 90's, but that hasn't stopped him from putting it on the market for $28 million. The property, about 2.5 acres, has 7 bathrooms, a library and borders the Los Angeles Country Club.

With the current real estate market, only a king could afford to buy a mansion right now. Hef would have to throw in one of his bunnies to close the deal.

Ok, I know that's lame, but it's better than the Watership Down joke I was going to make.