"Human Barbie" Pays Big Bucks to Get Daughter U.S. Pageant Ready
Sarah Burge's Daughter Enters World of 'Toddlers & Tiaras'
If you thought the Toddlers and Tiaras moms were a whole breed of crazy, check out the "Human Barbie" and her quest for her daughter to take over the pageant world.
She's shelled out $30,000 to get her little girl in top pageant shape, SocialiteLife.com reports.
Sarah Burge, who made headlines for the plastic surgery she's had to become a "Human Barbie," also raised some eyebrows when she gave her seven-year-old daughter gift certificates for breast implants and liposuction.
Totally nuts, right?
Of course, the insanity doesn't end there (why would it, right?), as Burge is shelling out big bucks to get her now 8-year-old daughter Poppy ready for the world of U.S. kiddie pageants.
According to Burge, her daughter will "storm" the American pageant world.
No doubt, by "storm" she means, "grab tons of media exposure and land ourselves our own reality show."
To meet her goal, she's spent thousands on hair, makeup and clothes, as well as the ever-popular pageant accessory -- the flipper, a fake tooth cover that hides a child's missing teeth.
Poppy has already been involved in UK pageants, but no doubt the U.S. kiddie pageant world is a whole new ballgame for the little girl, who'll be kicking off her run in May.
Burge says, "Poppy will dominate the USA pageant circuit -- the English Rose is always the best. Poppy is outgoing and outrageous and we will beat the American children. Poppy knows she will win. She is in training for the American events up to four hours a day before and after school."
Mother of the year, right there.