James Bond is a Deadly Lover

Not exactly the boy you bring home to mom.

He likes his women shaken, not stirred.

For all those ladies out there who like to live life on the dangerous side, your new challenge is to sleep with James Bond and then not get killed. According to an analysis of film scripts, about one-third of all women who sleep with 007 wind up dead.

Apparently, being a Bond girl is more dangerous than Alaskan fishing, cobra-wrangling and riding shotgun with Lindsay Lohan. Out of the 51 heroines and henchwomen who've dropped spy-knickers with the agent extraordinaire, 16 have met their maker as a result.

And things have only gotten worse since Daniel Craig took over. Every woman that has slept with the current Bond has been killed off by film's end.

That's a fairly high post-coital mortality rate, even for some bloke who gets shot at for a living. How many guys can say they would've called the girl the morning after, but before he had a chance to ask for a second date she was suffocated with gold body paint by an arch nemesis.

So if your idea of a good date involves being ripped to pieces by piranha or drowned in crude oil, you know who to call.