Jamie Lynn Knocked Up. Holly Madison Kicked Out.

She couldn't be pregnant again, could she? It's called the Pill. Take it!

The paparazzi are wetting themselves.

Dang! Gossip is out of hand this week! We can't tell you if any of it is true, but we're fairly sure it is all completely true.

What we heard: According to The National Enquirer (so you know it's FACT) 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant again three months after birth of baby girl Maddie Briann.
What we think: MAYBE. We hope not. Did Jamie learn nothing from Britney?

What we heard: Kim Kardashian may be returning to Dancing with the Stars after Misty May-Treanor's injury forced her out of the competition.
What we think: NOPE. Rocco got the second chance/spot on Tuesday. Kim is still bootied off.

What we heard: Hugh Hefner and his Bunnies are calling it quits. Holly Madison, lead bunny, has confirmed she no longer lives in the mansion. Kendra is rumored to be dating pro-footballer Hank Baskett. As for Bridget? Who cares?
What we think: YUP. Hef is looking for new girlfriends. Or maybe he's just tired.

What we heard: While Jessica Biel and BF Justin Timberlake were getting cozy all over Italy, JT did some ring shopping.
What we think: MAYBE. In love, yes. Engaged? We'll see.