Japanese Teacher Offers Sex to Make Up for War Crimes

Hot for teacher?

Anri Suzuki, a Japanese adult film star with a doctorate in history, has made Chinese students an offer they can't refuse -- she's offering SEX to say sorry for Japanese war crimes during World War 2.

Suzuki, 24, is from Tokyo and reportedly has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history. And in studying her country's invasion of China during the 20th century, Suzuki says she became so ashamed at the atrocities committed by her countrymen that she has now decided to make amends.

"We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense," she told The Korea Times. "I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan."

Holy mackerel on a sushi roll.

How high do you think enrollment in Japanese universities shot up after this story broke? The government has obviously gotten pretty crafty in getting Chinese to go to school there.

In all honesty, even though the story is probably totally false, Ms. Suzuki is ambitious to think she can heal the sins of history all with her skinny little butt.

And even though she most likely won't win forgiveness for the nearly 20 million Chinese who were killed in World War 2, I'm guessing they won't stop her from trying.

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