Jennifer Love Hewitt's Stalker Restrained

Maybe Mr. T could be her bodyguard.

Whisper somewhere else, sir.

Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt. First, people love her (and her boobs), then they turn on her for having a big ass. And then, some creepy muppet sends her sexually threatening messages, and generally makes her life scarier than a day on the set of The Ghost Whisperer.

But today, an L.A. County judge made things a little easier for J.Love, when he issued a restraining order against the creep - David Nolte. The 62-year-old had recently sold his home in Colorado to be closer to Hewitt, and had escalated his creepiness by showing up at her mother's home.

Stay safe, J.Love. And don't let anyone tell you your ass is too big!