Jessica Biel Naked and Deep in Powder

Jessica Biel works the pole.

Above is the trailer for Jessica Biel's new movie, Powder Blue, which comes out next year. In it, as you can plainly see, she strips - sometimes with the aid of food-based lubricants like eggs and honey.

From the tight camera work, dark wash, and despair-inducing music, we're guessing the pic is supposed to be deep. There's a whole Crash-like interconnectedness thing going on with the characters. Throughout this we-are-all-one melodic montage, the camera returns again and again to Biel in varying states of undress.

Really, Jessica? Is this your foray into serious acting? Don't you know where this path leads? Please see Demi Moore (Striptease), Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls), and Lindsay Lohan (I Know Who Killed Me) for reference.

We understand that this picture feels different; your character is stripping, but stripping to support her terminally ill son. But we have to tell you: A down-on-her luck woman stripping to make ends meet isn't anything new; it's just a stripper movie. And when was the last time you saw a good stripper movie?