Jimmy Kimmel's Sex Tape Makes Waves

Zack Taylor had hurt my eyesight.

Jimmy Kimmel's Sexy Vid Rumors

Jimmy Kimmel + sex tape = very, very scary. The Frisky popped some bad news that there might be a special video of Kimmel and Sarah Silverman out there, at least according to "some random dude in Canada." Lovely. Read more up next, via The Frisky, via random dude Zack Taylor.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman's reps have already denied that the sexy clip is of the two, but since you can't see the faces anyway, no harm, no foul. Just in case the reps backpedal, here's the lowdown from The Frisky.

The two supposedly made their sex tape when they were "on vacation a few years ago." Apparently somebody forgot something at their hotel, because the footage was claimed by an employee who waited until the ideal time to burn our retinas--if you believe it, of course.

The tape shows an unidentifiable man on someone you can't see, so it's a little bit pointless. Not knowing, however, has made this whole thing feel twice as creepy.

Would you dare to watch a Jimmy Kimmel x Sarah Silverman sex tape? The fact that they are over and done with as a couple makes it slightly less painful, because even if it's true, at least it's all in the past.