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John Mayer is a 'Dud' in Bed

In Celebs by Susie Anderson , on Wednesday, September 01, 2010, 4:36 AM (PDT)
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We knew it!

The whole time John Mayer was professing the sexual prowess of Jessica Simpson, she was probably dying to tell everyone what she thought of him. But she was polite enough not to. So was Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston's friend, on the other hand? She's spilling it all.

READ: Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Dating Again?

We don't know who this "friend" is, but we think he or she is absolutely hilarious. And they're putting the Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer are back together rumors to bed. For now, at least. John Mayer is always acting like he's such a stud. And while we do love his music, we're not a big fan of his person, and hearing these details about him makes us giggle big-time.

Jennifer Aniston's so-called friend tells Celebrity Dirty Laundry that John Mayer was a total "dud" in bed. They say, "Mayer was terrible in bed, they were not compatible at all. John is a basket case. I think he might be in the closet..."

Can we get a little confirmation Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, etc? Of course not; these ladies are too polite to air their dirty laundry. But if John is really hooking up with has many girls as we think, why has nobody come forward yet? That's what we want to know!

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The source goes on to say that Jennifer is currently (well, maybe not as we speak) trying to make babies with her new boyfriend, a wealthy European banker. Huh. They also claim, "Jen gets on famously with her new man. It took her years to get over Brad Pitt and her anger toward Angelina Jolie. Everyone gets what they deserve in the end. Jen is happier than ever now while Brad and Angelina appear to be miserable." Well, we don't know about that, but whatever.

READ: John Mayer Calls Jessica Simpson "Sexual Napalm"

Do you believe these claims or is someone making them up to smear John Mayer's name?  In any event, we're sure Jessica Simpson can't help but feel just a little bit smug right now.

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