Jon Gosselin Breaks Up With Bikini Babes, Hair Gel

Jon Gosselin: the old me's dead and gone.

Jon Gosselin says he's tired of being a greaseball.

Funny or Die has captured Jon Gosselin on video parting ways with the old Jon. "I just wanna go back to the normal, simple life I used to have...I'm gonna learn from my mistakes, I'm gonna move forward and be the righteous persoon that I can be."

We won't ruin it for you, but the Funny or Die spoof shows Jon Gosselin clearing out all his hair product, wiping the Red Bull out of his fridge, breaking up with a DJ girl in a bikini, deleting Michael Lohan's phone number and trading in Ed Hardy for a golf shirt. The whole thing is brilliant...it almost makes you want to like Jon Gosselin (you know, because he makes fun of himself so well).

Is Jon Gosselin really growing into a better person? Read our story on how he and Kate will spend Christmas together with the kids.

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