Karl Lagerfeld's Teddy Bear. So Guh-AY

What the hell is this?

Teddy bears should not be wearing skinny jeans.

What is the deal with Karl Lagerfeld? He can inspire the world's first mobile museum and create fashion so fierce women are willing to bleed. Then he sits for a portrait with a stuffed animal?

The Kaiser himself has just been immortalized in the form of a Steiff teddy bear created in his likeness. The couture toy not only has on skinny jeans, but also sports a high-collared shirt, black shades, and a rhinestone KL belt buckle. Only Karl's signature fingerless gloves are missing.

Want to score your own elitist bear to snuggle? You better start saving. The Karl teddy will be available exclusively through Neiman Marcus in September, but it's gonna cost you...a lot...$1,500 to be exact! And you better run because only 2,500 will be made available.

Because, you know, couture teddy bears are all the rage. Wait, what?