Kathy Griffin Wants Robert Pattinson

Watch out, R. Patz!

Kathy Griffin is a bit of a mess. But an entertaining mess. And now she's an entertaining mess who seems to be majorly crushing on Twilight's Robert Pattinson. We think he needs to watch out for her!

We just saw Kathy Griffin on Tyra Banks' show and she said she'd choose Zac Efron over Robert Pattinson (it did take her a lot of thinking on her part to come to this decision). But when it comes to Twilight-ers Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson, Kathy says she'd choose Robert any day.

And Kathy says she's in a pretty big rush to hook up with Robert Pattinson; she needs to do it soon because, "he looks like he has about three weeks to live." So, maybe Robert can look a bit gaunt at times, but have you seen his muscles lately, Kathy? She continues: "He looks like he's about to die anyway so I've got to grab him and f*** him while I can." Robert better watch out; Kathy just admitted to sleeping with hundreds of men in her time. And she shares a lot of relationship secrets too.

We're not really sure if Robert Pattinson should be offended or honored. But we also think Kathy Griffin will have a tough time getting by Eclipse security in Vancouver, so he probably doesn't have anything to worry about. Plus, she'd have to get past Kristen Stewart too.

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