Katy Perry Has Plastic Boobs
Put your tatas up for sale.
What a crazy cool life Katy Perry must live. We can only imagine her and her BF, Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes, sitting on the couch one night, picking their noses, and eating TV dinners when suddenly, T-dawg exclaims:
“By jove, I’ve got it Katy! We shall make a ceramic cast of your boobies, smear it with art-tastic paint, and sell it for charity.” To which Katy replies, “You’re brilliant my lover, NOW KISS ME!”
We know we have a sick imagination, but the whole chest cast thing is the real deal. Katy put her 32DD chest up on EBAY to raise money for the Keep a Breast Foundation.
Bidding ends this Saturday, so what are you waiting for? Imagine how nice this bust would look on your top shelf.





