Katy Perry and Russell Brand Still Together

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Katy and Russell Hold Hands

Katy Perry has been seen with Russell Brand all over Paris, reports PEOPLE, and the two of them have been looking pretty cozy, too. Katy, who is in the City of Lights catching fashion shows, was joined by Russell for partying, schmoozing, and show-watching. They seem to be very much an item, onlookers report, and even showed up at the John Galliano show hand-in-hand.

This is my thought process whenever I see Russell Brand and Katy Perry together:

1. What is Katy doing? She knows where that's been, right? With Russell Brand's penchant for strippers and three-ways, you wouldn't catch me anywhere near his "zone."

2. Katy Perry is obviously a lot less intelligent/more insane than I thought, unless this is just for publicity. Clearly she's off the deep end.

3. Russell Brand is eating this UP. Look at his expression! He's got the cameras on him, plus way more positive press than ever before, and he's milking it for all it's worth.

4. Celebrities need to start dating regular people, that way, they can avoid these creepy types of relationships.

5. Russell Brand looks really old when he stands next to Katy Perry (see pic).

UG! Does anyone think that this relationship is a good idea?