When reached for a statement, Brown said: "HAAAAY."

Because this story isn't tragic enough already...

Sensing that there was yet another seedy layer to be unfolded in the ongoing Chris Brown/Rihanna butt-whooping scandal, an LA man decided to go full force and dive in with a suggestion no one really needed: It's time for Chris Brown to fight a real man.

In this case, the "real man" is LA Boxing president Anthony Geisler, who has started an amazingly classy Facebook group called "I Want To Fight Chris Brown." No, I will not provide a link. You find that hot mess on your own, thank you very much. The page states a simple intent:

In light of recent reports regarding Chris Brown’s attack on Rihanna, Anthony Geisler, President of LA Boxing (www.laboxing.com), is challenging Mr. Brown to step into the ring against him and see what it’s like to face a real opponent. If you’d like to be next in line, join us here!

And as of writing this, over 400 people have joined in the cause. The cause being wanting Anthony Geisler to fight Chris Brown. Someone should tell this guy that:

a.) His 15 minutes of fame should not be tied to a domestic violence case.

b.) Life is not an episode of Celebrity Boxing. Just ask Danny Bonaduce.

In any event, join the group. You know you want to.

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