Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan Singing Together?

Please no!

Tell us that Lady Gaga wouldn't do this to herself. Sure, it could actually give Lindsay Lohan back the career she's been missing for the past 4 years. But what would it do to Lady Gaga's career? I'm pretty sure nobody wants to hear Lindsay Lohan sing again.

I always thought producer Rodney Jenkins was smarter than this. I mean, has the man ever heard Lindsay Lohan sing? Apparently not because he's thinking about a collaboration between Lindsay and Lady Gaga. According to Jenkins, "I can pair them up... I would love it. I would love to see what could happen."

Um, you might be the only one. But I could give you a little hint as to what would happen. Lindsay Lohan would be 4 hours late to the recording session, come to the studio hungover and totally unprepared to sing, and would sound horrible. The song would come out and everyone would hate it and momentarily hate Lady Gaga for agreeing to such a collaboration. Then we'd all hate Lindsay Lohan more for attempting to ruin Lady Gaga's career. Just saying.

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And now we actually know who is responsible for Lindsay Lohan thinking she can sing. Jenkins actually says, "If she stays focused, she has what it takes... I've talked to her, and I said, 'You've got what it takes. I believe in you.'" Sadly, Jenkins is the only person who believes in her. He continues, "I've seen people question actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don't have it. I believe she has it, something deep down.... I think there's something there. It just needs to be pulled out."

Oh, come on. We know lots of actresses who can make it as pop singers. It's just that Lindsay Lohan isn't one of them. And please don't mess with Lady Gaga's career while trying to make Lindsay the next big thing. It just can't be done! Does Lindsay Lohan really need one more thing to fail at?