Lily Allen - What Were You Thinking?
Rabbits are for loving, not wearing.
Sometimes I don't think celebrities want to be noticed. This is understandable, what with all the gawking and flashing and crazying. But then they wear this.
Seriously, if Lily Allen doesn't want to be recognized, she shouldn't disguise herself as a candy cane. It's like trying to camouflage yourself with lipstick and a sun bonnet. But, assuming she doesn't care, I can only imagine three reasons why she would wear this voluntarily.
1. The hat used to be her pet rabbit, and now she wears it to commemorate his cute, albino existence. Or she's like Bear Grylls and this is some sort of urban survival technique. Either way, not since Madonna turned her dog into boots has a celebrity pet received such an apparel send-off.
2. She's an arctic candy-striper. Eh.
3. She's exiting Sotheby's, where she just purchased Liberace's only known ski-wear. He was famous for disliking water and frozen things, so this was quite a find.
