Lily Allen Beats a Photog

Dayum girl!

When tiny Brits attack!

Poor Lily Allen. The petite singer with a proclivity for being nude was just trying to leave her London home when she was descended on by a flock of annoying paparazzi. So what did she do? What any reasonable person would...

She beat the crap out of everyone. Bodies flying, left and right, people screaming, blood spattering the walls. Just kidding, but she did let them have it. And when she finally got in her car to escape, she just drove to her recording studio... where she beat the crap out of another round of papz.

This time, she got more violent, flinging a water bottle at one, shoving another, and throwing actual blows at yet others. Security broke up the melee, but the damage was done. Remember, people, Lily was arrested a mere two years ago for a similar rampage.

Oh Lily, use your words not your hands.