Linda Hogan To Marry 21-Year-Old Boyfriend
At least he can have a drink at their wedding
We're so proud of Linda Hogan! She at least waited until her boyfriend was of legal drinking age before walking down the aisle with him. Yes, it's true! Linda is marrying her 21-year-old boyfriend. Oh, and in case you forgot, Linda Hogan is 50 years old. Congratulations to the happy couple! We guess.
We're really starting to see why Linda Hogan's relationship with daughter Brooke majorly fell apart. I mean, what would you do if your mom was dating a guy a year younger than you? We could not handle it. Of course, Linda and Brooke finally started talking again... And now Linda is marrying her little boy toy! You know what that means -- Brooke is about to have a stepdad who's younger than her. Gross, gross, gross.
Of course, it could be even worse for Linda's son, Nick Hogan. After all, Linda's hubby-to-be, Charlie Hill, was Nick's friend before this whole relationship started. Then again, Nick is only 19, so at least his new dad will be 2 years older than him! Linda and Charlie started dating when Charlie was only 19... Now he's 21 and Linda is 50 and they've decided they want to share the rest of their lives together.
In case you're curious about the wedding details, Linda and Charlie are planning to say "I do" next summer aboard Linda's new yacht appropriately named "Alimony." Wait, she actually wants to get married on a boat called Alimony? That just seems wrong.
We can't wait to hear Brooke and Nick's reactions to news of their getting a new dad. And we're wondering it Hulk Hogan will offer his congratulations. Remember when he made those threatening statements to the National Enquirer last year? He said, "You... see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... I totally understand OJ. I get it."
Obviously, Hulk's statement was totally uncalled for. But, we can't imagine what it must be like for him to see this child taking over his life. Then again, Hulk is happily engaged too. At least his bride-to-be is 36 years old... Even if she does look exactly like his daughter!
We think this whole family needs a good, old-fashioned therapy session.