No leggings for you.

This morning when we woke up, everything seemed normal. We went for a run, ate breakfast, and went to work. Then, we heard some news that made us believe we were actually still sleeping and engaged in some bizarre, disturbing dream.

Lindsay Lohan's leggings have sold out.

Yes, you read that right. The train-wreck that brought us "Mr.President" leggings with quilted knee-pads, is something of a success.

Upscale LA boutique, Intuition, is actually putting customers on a list. A list, people. The economy is going down the drain yet people can't get enough of $150 dollar spandex? Sick.

La Lohan launched her line 6126 this summer amidst a whirlwind lesbian romance and ongoing disputes with her father (how does she do it all?), but things haven't really picked up until recently.

Want your own skintight pants? Shame on you. You're on your own.