MTV Solicits Sex From Viewers

Attention smut fans EVERYWHERE!

Are you a porn addict? Can’t get enough nudey mags and XXX websites? Does your inner voyeur scream, “More, more, more!”? 

If so, MTV wants you! The channel recently posted an ad on craigslist advertising their need for mega porn devotees.

So, if you’ve been feeling like your porn screening has gotten a titty bit outta control lately, please contact the good people at the Music Television channel. They're here to help - or just document your struggles and laugh at you.