Madonna and Jesus Luz Have Split

She's single again! Woo!

Can you believe it took this long?

Madonna and Jesus Luz dated for over a year, and the whole thing was unbelievable from the start. The age difference was vast, and Madonna was clearly doing some kind of validation-y/rebound thing with her Brazilian model man. Let's see what a source claims to have happened now.

A source recently claimed that the two split because they had nothing in common. Really?! While anyone could make this up, the fact is that Jesus and Madonna do have a ton of differences means that is half-right, regardless.

"The problem is as simple as it is obvious - it's the age difference. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people," reports the source.

"They are in such different places in their lives. They both benefited, but it's pretty much over now," they continued.

Apparently this person is a personal friend of Madonna's, and Madonna made a comment or two about Jesus Luz behind his back.

"Madonna told me, ‘We've just run out of things to talk about. We have Kabbalah, but that's about it,'" claimed the source. "'It's really pushing it for us to have common ground these days,'" they said that Madonna commented.

I'm just glad this didn't happen. Are you surprised that Madonna and Jesus Luz broke up, if the rumors are true? If you are, show yourselves! I'd like to hear why.