Men With Money Give More Orgasms
Bring on those Benjamins.
If you've ever refused to believe that money mattered in sex, here's more evidence proving you wrong. According to a recent study of some 1500 women, the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.
Apparently the female orgasm is an "evolutionary adaptation," partly because it appears to have no direct effect on reproduction. That means men who give a woman an orgasm are more desirable as mates.
And what's more desirable than money, honey?
This is, of course, disturbing news for poor men everywhere, as now they have scientists and their wallets against them.
But essentially what we have here is another geek attempt to claim that physical prowess has nothing to do with attraction. They're out to rid the world of jocks through their epic knowledge of Natural Selection. But really, what do a bunch of nerds know about pleasing women? Last I heard, Carlton and friends were still unable to get a girl off using only calculators and Warhammer figurines.