Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay and Jon Gosselin to Date
Worst couple ever!
Oh please, please, please do not let this happen! If there was ever a worse couple in history we can't think of it. But Michael Lohan would really like his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, to start dating his friend, Jon Gosselin.
Michael Lohan just loves to tell people how to live. And we think he's pretty excited to be so close to the young, vulnerable Jon Gosselin as Jon goes through his divorce. Michael Lohan is just a bevvy of helpful advice, right?
And, of course, we already know how desperately Michael wants to help Lindsay Lohan fix her life up. She needs to be saved and she needs to get Samantha Ronson off her mind. And Michael has the perfect solution: Lindsay should date Jon Gosselin!
Allegedly, this is Michael Lohan's new goal; to set the two up. According to sources, Michael "tells Jon he can make the hookup happen, and that they will be the most famous couple in America." Well, there's no denying they would have quite a few paparazzi after them. And who knows, maybe dating someone with 8 children would cause Lindsay Lohan to calm down her wild ways a bit. We doubt it, though.
However, we highly doubt Lindsay would date anyone her father told her to. And dating a man with 8 children just doesn't seem like her style, anyway. But it would make a pretty awesome reality television show!
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