Michael Lohan Wants Sam Ronson to Help Lindsay

DJ Sam to the rescue?

The man must be certifiably crazy. I can't seem to forget a while back when Michael Lohan claimed Samantha Ronson was a horrible influence on Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay should stay away from her. Well, now? Now he thinks Sam could help Lindsay. OK, crazy.

Michael Lohan seems to be getting desperate to get his daughter into rehab. I dunno, but Lindsay was just in India saving children. Does she really need rehab that bad? Or is Michael just worried that everyone is focusing on her humanitarian efforts over her substance abuse?

In any event, Michael is still on the search to get help for Lindsay. He's claiming, "Maybe Samantha will help Lindsay turn her life around and get her into rehab. At least I know Samantha cares. Time is running out for Lindsay. We need to save her." Gosh! He makes Lindsay Lohan sound like a ticking time bomb. I wonder how much time we have left.

This statement just makes me giggle, though, because it wasn't so long ago, Michael was talking about what a bad influence Sam Ronson was. Not to mention, does Sam really actually care about Lindsay Lohan? We haven't seen her around much, and I get the feeling she wants nothing to do with the ticking time bomb.

And Michael is still pretty pissed at ex-wife Dina Lohan. He says, "She tells me how bad the problem is with our daughter and in the same breath is avoiding the subject... She is a sick human being. Dina can continue to lie and avoid the truth, but I am going to continue to show what a liar she is. She can continue to make all the excuses she wants, but she can't deal with the truth." Ughh, this whole family is a big mess.

Do you think anyone is even in the right or are the Lohans all just a big mess? I'm still waiting for Lindsay to go off the deep end!