Miley Cyrus' Life And Cat Are Threatened

Crazy new threats of fatal attraction for Miley Cyrus in real life and on Twitter.

Okay, does Miley Cyrus know how to work a gun? She might want to learn. After we reported this morning that felony charges against her 53-year-old stalker were lessened to misdemeanor yesterday, we learned that poor Miley's been dealing with even crazier threats than that.

Georgia police have revealed that 53-year-old Mark McLeod was not the only person after Miley Cyrus while she was filming The Last Song in Georgia this summer. It's reported a 22-year-old soldier named Sean Christian Mathis rolled up alongside the set and upon spotting Miley's stunt double he said, "Hey, it's Miley Cyrus, I'm going to f**king kill you." A police officer bum-rushed Mathis and arrested him, then police returned him to his military base. Authorities confirmed yesterday that they plan to proceed with charges of disorderly conduct and terroristic threats for the August incident involving Miley Cyrus.

Another report has emerged that a young woman named Looney Bird Johnson has posted a demand that Miley return to Twitter by November 16, or else Johnson will kill, cook and eat Miley's cat. We've found part of the post from MileySaveFuzzy.com

"Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture," she writes. "I'm not asking for money or any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a heart attack."

"To help Fuzzy from being killed: Fuzzy's life is hanging by a thread and will end if I do not achieve my goal. Ultimately, Miley is the only one who has the power to save Fuzzy. Use #mileysavefuzzy on Twitter raise awareness. The most important thing is making sure Miley knows about this."

This person's English is a little too good for them to be from a foreign country. Nonetheless, this tweety-bird sounds like one weird cat.